Los Secretos de Maria cannabis club in Madrid is a simple, down-to-earth association dedicated to providing its members with a diverse selection of high quality marijuana and hashish. Staffed exclusively by the founding members of the association, Los Secretos de Maria is probably the only cannabis club in Madrid where – like the famous American TV show Cheers used to say – “everybody knows your name.” That’s the main focus of this Madrid social club and they’ve done a great job of it; to create a small member base of cannabis connoisseurs that can support each other with a safe and consistent supply of marijuana.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
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(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
Los Secretos de Maria: Environment
Like nearly every cannabis club I have been to in Spain, Los Secretos de Maria is easy to miss. Located on a quiet side street in the north part of Madrid, there is no sign or any other marking to indicate you’ve found a cannabis club. Instead, there is only one frosted glass door with an unobtrusive buzzer.
Press the buzzer and you’ll be admitted to a simple, mostly white space with a reception desk where a member of the Board will personally check you in. If you’re a new member, you must be sponsored and accompanied by an existing member and undergo a short inscription process.
After showing your membership card and valid identification, you’ll be admitted to the main part of the club, which consists of two large and open spaces. In the lower level 4 new couches wait for members to sink into while smoking joints or bongs and watching music videos on a flat screen television.
The walls are painted bright green; about 2 shades darker than lime green. It reminds me of a lot of the marijuana dispensaries in the American West; California, Colorado, Oregon. [UPDATE 2018: The club has been renovated and painted, it’s much more colorful and less Bohemian now!]
A beautiful and well preserved antique stone staircase climbs into the upper area of the club, which has been left as a gigantic open space for members where activities like darts, foosball, air hockey, and in the near future DJs and live music will take place. (Los Secretos de Maria is a new club, so activities and events will begin to take shape as the member base grows and General Assembly votes are held to increase and/or improve the Association’s offerings.)
At the back of the club is the dispensary, which is small but quite well-stocked. Members collect their share of the association’s cultivation operations at a large window after showing their membership card. Los Secretos de Maria rigorously enforces this requirement, so if you are a member and you don’t have your card with you, it will not be possible to enter the club until you have the card or you provide the necessary documentation for the association to make you a new one.
Los Secretos de Maria: Marijuana Selection
The best thing about Los Secretos de Maria is the cannabis selection. From raw flower strains like Double OG, Strawberry, Critical Bilbo, Mako Haze and La Santa to hash from all of the world’s major hashish-producing regions, Los Secretos has an extremely unique menu. Furthermore, the quality is excellent; twist off the lid to a jar of their Mako Haze and you’ll want to keep your nose buried indefinitely in the sweet fragrance of these beautiful buds. Break open a chunk of the club’s finer hash and your eyes will close right up while a smile stretches across your lips.
It’s that kind of quality. 😉
I acquired a couple of grams of Strawberry and a gram of Moroccan hash and rolled a few mixed joints. I smoked these over the course of a few days that I spent in Madrid, and I have to say that I was extraordinarily well medicated during this time.
Los Secretos de Maria: Staff
This is one of the few cannabis clubs in Spain that I have ever been to where the only staff are the 3 primary members of the Board of Directors. The president, secretary and treasurer greet members personally and hang out with you while you sample the impressive offerings of weed and old school bricks of potent hash.
The primary philosophy among these guys is to provide top quality cannabis products to its members at the lowest price possible and thereby engage in a closed-circle association that prevents the need for people to access the black market and take the associated risks by doing so. Instead, Los Secretos de Maria provides a comfortable, clean and safe environment where the member share “cost” of marijuana is not inflated because the club purchased expensive artwork or because the Board doesn’t actually work in the club.
Los Secretos de Maria: Events & Extras
Los Secretos offers members everything they need to properly and safely consume cannabis products. This includes pipes, papers, bongs, vaporizers, tips, filters, grinders, hookahs, lighters and rolling machines.
If you feel like hanging out for a while, the club offers members the standard selection of coffee and tea, various sodas, water, etc. You can also take advantage of the club’s free WiFi to work or play online.
The great thing about belonging to a cannabis club in Madrid is that if you as a member feel like the club is missing something, you can simply make a request to a member of the Board to have something added.
Right now there aren’t too many events at this club, but as the member base grows and the Association holds new General Assemblies, this can easily change.
Conclusion
Los Secretos de Maria is the perfect club for marijuana consumers that want a place in Madrid where they can simply and safely acquire superior cannabis products without any frills and fuss. If you want a clean place to hang out for an hour and enjoy a fat joint, good conversation and lower prices than most other places in Europe then this is the right club for you.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
CLICK HERE to APPLY for MEMBERSHIP at a MADRID CANNABIS CLUB LIKE THIS ONE NOW
(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
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330 thoughts on “Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid”
I want to thank Marijuanagames.org and specially to Jennifer Garcia for helping me join Los Secretos de María. I couldn’t have done it without them. It’s a magnificent service they offer, for free, and what a favor it does to the Cannabis community and its users.
The staff at LSDM were very nice and very helpful and the process was straight forward.
Once again thanks Jennifer!
Ottimo social club, accoglienti e disponibili, roba di qualità.
Hola Daniele;
Thank you so much for taking the time to share your thoughts with us and the community.
We totally agree with you, Los Secreto de Maria is a great place to chill out and smoke top cannabis products outside of the city center.
All the best and Stay Safe!
Thank you, Jennifer, for the introduction to Los Secretos de Maria. Following your instructions made the enrollment very easy. The club is a relaxing place to hang out and the staff is super helpful and friendly. There is a great choice of products.
Hola Gioia;
Thank you for taking the time to share your experience and your welcome.
The staff in Los Secretos de Maria is always ready to help with a big smile. Their product is something that separates them from the rest, they only offer the best of the best.
Hope to see you around the club very soon.
best wishes!
very pleasant location and very nice treatment. Great quality of products and a real pleasure to hang out. thx a lot!! a pleasure to be member.
Hola Esteban;
Thank you for sharing such a positive review. Their products are definitely top-notch and its always nice to chill in Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you around the club.
All the best!
Fantastic, it is a really nice club with friendly helpful staff and excellent quality. Thank you! 🙂
Hola;
Thank you very much for sharing your experience. In Los Secretos de Maria they always try to have the best atmosphere so you can lay back and relax.
Hope to see you around the club very soon.
Best wishes!
I think Los secrets will be a great experience for me as it’s my first cannabis club in Madrid,
services and communications are super organized and very professional team and friendly.
Hola Majd;
Thank you very much for taking the time to share your experience with the community.
I’m delighted to hear you had a great time at Los Secretos de Maria, their team is always very helpful and knowledgeable.
Hope to see you around the club someday.
best wishes!
First time going there, everyone was very pleasant and helpful. It’s not flashy but is more than adequate and provides a really comfortable space to smoke. There are a variety of international and local Spanish members which was nice to as well.
Hola Ahan;
Thank you for sharing your positive feedback with us. The team at Los Secretos De Maria works very hard to give the best service and make the place comfortable for everyone.
Hope to see you around the club.
Best wishes
That’s the best club I’ve been too ! Small one, every body is really pleasant and friendly to every body ! Always spending a good time there
Hola Adam;
Thank you for taking the time to share your experience in Los Secretos De Maria with us. We are happy to hear it´s the best club you’ve been to, It sure is a great place to go and relax.
Hope to see you around the club.
All the best!
This club has everything and Jennifer was extremely helpful! I am a college student studying abroad and it was very easy to join the club and they have the same selection if not better than what I can get at home in California. Also very easy to refer friends! Thanks again!
Hello Spencer;
We’re super proud to hear our help was just what you needed. Comparing us with California products made our day. Los Secretos de Maria works very hard to provide its members with top quality products.
What was your favorite product at LSDM?
We hope you’re back at the club soon.
Cheers!
This is a great club with a really great environment. The selection is very high quality, and the prices are good. The staff is also extremely knowledgeable about their product.
Hola Duncan;
We’re super excited to hear the environment was perfect for you. They do have a great selection of products at very affordable prices, which is a plus. What type of strain did you try that day?
Hope to hear from you soon.
Cheers!
The place was very decent, the reception was very nice and helpful, strains were fairly good and quite variable.
Hey Ali;
Thanks a lot for your honesty, it really means a lot to us. We’re happy to hear, you had a nice experience at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope you’re back soon.
All the best!
Going to this club was an awesome time! The staff was friendly and helpful and the members were friendly and easy to approach. Thank you Jennifer for helping me through the membership process and allowing me to join a club with great people and products!
Hola Benjamin;
Thanks to you for taking the time to share your feedback with us and the community. We’re thrilled to hear you had an amazing experience at Los Secretos de Maria.
We agree with you, this association is the perfect spot to make new friends and start interesting conversations.
Hope to see you around someday.
Cheers!
I felt right at home at los secretos de maria. The people are very open and kind. The club is very professionally managed and the quality of the products is some of the best I have ever had.
Thank you for the help. I love the atmosphere of the club and the staff is great. Had a great time
Hey Elmar;
Thanks to you for taking the time to share your feedback with us.
We’re proud to hear you had a great experience at Los Secretos de Maria. We totally agree with you the atmosphere there is just perfect.
We hope to see you at the club very soon.
Cheers!
My first visit to LSDM was a great experience. The staff was all very friendly, welcoming and knowledgable, which made for a very simple inscription process and an enjoyable conversation when discussing their various strains. Moreover, the club is very comfortable with plenty of different options for smoking. I can’t wait to go back to LSDM!
Hello Baylor;
Thanks a lot for sharing your first experience at LSDM with the community, it means a lot to us.
Yes, we totally agree with you, the staff at Los Secretos de Maria is just perfect, always smiling and offering their best products. We’re happy to hear, the process of becoming a member was fast and easy.
What type of strain did you try that day?
Hope to have you back soon.
Cheers!
Awesome club. Feels safe and the selection is great. Glad that I made it out to this place – it’s pretty near a metro stop so even though the location isn’t in the city center. As a visitor I had not idea what to expect, but the process of becoming a member was easy. Of course, the product is top notch.
Hola Rob;
Thank you very much for your positive feedback.
We completely agree with you that LSDM is not in the city center but once you get there and check out the product its totally worth it.
Sometimes walking a little bit farther gives you incredible results.
Hope to see you around very soon,
best wishes.
As a visitor on vacation in Madrid I could not have found anything better. This place completely eliminated the need to take a risk and provides a mellow and engaging environment. I think the aspect my fiancé and I enjoyed the most is that it is a social club, not just a place to get high. Members and staff are welcoming and the whole process was made easy with the help of Jennifer. Thanks for experience and good times from everyone!
Hola Joe;
We are happy to hear you and your fiance enjoyed the experience, what keeps Spain different from the rest of the coffeeshops in the world is definitely the social club atmosphere that these provide, where there are always friendly staff members and its easy to make new friends.
Hope to see you around very soon.
Best wishes!
Los secrets was a great experience for my first cannabis club in Madrid. We had tonoullout our map a couple times to make it there but once we found it we couldnt be happier. The initial process was simple to get in and their diversification was exactly as advertised. I will definitely continue to support this club.
Hey Sam;
Thank you very much for supporting Los Secretos de Maria, they’ve been working hard on making their menu top-notch.
We know it might be hard to find but after you get there it’s totally worth it.
Hope to see you around very soon.
Cheers!
at Los Secretos The staff and strains are the best things about this cannabis social club. the process was so smooth and fast.
Hola Rami;
Thank you so much for the feedback. We’re happy to hear the process was swift and you had no problems at all. We agree with you, the strains at Los Secretos de Maria are top-notch.
Which one did you try out?
We hope to see you around soon.
Cheers!
I had a wonderful experience at LSDM. Service was very friendly, and joining the club was an overall smooth process, from initial contact to finally getting there and registered. The offerings were quite nice, with a good selection of bud, hash and concentrates. Thank you to the girls there for their great hospitality!
Hey Carlos;
We’re thrilled to hear that the staff was helpful and friendly, the girls there are the best! The club always tries to cater to everyone’s needs and wants and we’re happy to know you were able to find what you were looking for.
We hope to see you there very very soon.
Cheers!
This was a great experience overall. The inscription process was a painless one, the quality of the goods of superb, and meet some really chilled members. Thank you, Jennifer, for introducing me to LSDM and a huge hats off to the board members for creating such a safe harbor. See you again soon.
Superb experience, quite simple process to join.. Peaceful environment , top notch Good’s. Overall it was wonder full time lsdm & thanks alot Jennifer for helping me to reach at lsdm.