Los Secretos de Maria cannabis club in Madrid is a simple, down-to-earth association dedicated to providing its members with a diverse selection of high quality marijuana and hashish. Staffed exclusively by the founding members of the association, Los Secretos de Maria is probably the only cannabis club in Madrid where – like the famous American TV show Cheers used to say – “everybody knows your name.” That’s the main focus of this Madrid social club and they’ve done a great job of it; to create a small member base of cannabis connoisseurs that can support each other with a safe and consistent supply of marijuana.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
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(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
Los Secretos de Maria: Environment
Like nearly every cannabis club I have been to in Spain, Los Secretos de Maria is easy to miss. Located on a quiet side street in the north part of Madrid, there is no sign or any other marking to indicate you’ve found a cannabis club. Instead, there is only one frosted glass door with an unobtrusive buzzer.
Press the buzzer and you’ll be admitted to a simple, mostly white space with a reception desk where a member of the Board will personally check you in. If you’re a new member, you must be sponsored and accompanied by an existing member and undergo a short inscription process.
After showing your membership card and valid identification, you’ll be admitted to the main part of the club, which consists of two large and open spaces. In the lower level 4 new couches wait for members to sink into while smoking joints or bongs and watching music videos on a flat screen television.
The walls are painted bright green; about 2 shades darker than lime green. It reminds me of a lot of the marijuana dispensaries in the American West; California, Colorado, Oregon. [UPDATE 2018: The club has been renovated and painted, it’s much more colorful and less Bohemian now!]
A beautiful and well preserved antique stone staircase climbs into the upper area of the club, which has been left as a gigantic open space for members where activities like darts, foosball, air hockey, and in the near future DJs and live music will take place. (Los Secretos de Maria is a new club, so activities and events will begin to take shape as the member base grows and General Assembly votes are held to increase and/or improve the Association’s offerings.)
At the back of the club is the dispensary, which is small but quite well-stocked. Members collect their share of the association’s cultivation operations at a large window after showing their membership card. Los Secretos de Maria rigorously enforces this requirement, so if you are a member and you don’t have your card with you, it will not be possible to enter the club until you have the card or you provide the necessary documentation for the association to make you a new one.
Los Secretos de Maria: Marijuana Selection
The best thing about Los Secretos de Maria is the cannabis selection. From raw flower strains like Double OG, Strawberry, Critical Bilbo, Mako Haze and La Santa to hash from all of the world’s major hashish-producing regions, Los Secretos has an extremely unique menu. Furthermore, the quality is excellent; twist off the lid to a jar of their Mako Haze and you’ll want to keep your nose buried indefinitely in the sweet fragrance of these beautiful buds. Break open a chunk of the club’s finer hash and your eyes will close right up while a smile stretches across your lips.
It’s that kind of quality. 😉
I acquired a couple of grams of Strawberry and a gram of Moroccan hash and rolled a few mixed joints. I smoked these over the course of a few days that I spent in Madrid, and I have to say that I was extraordinarily well medicated during this time.
Los Secretos de Maria: Staff
This is one of the few cannabis clubs in Spain that I have ever been to where the only staff are the 3 primary members of the Board of Directors. The president, secretary and treasurer greet members personally and hang out with you while you sample the impressive offerings of weed and old school bricks of potent hash.
The primary philosophy among these guys is to provide top quality cannabis products to its members at the lowest price possible and thereby engage in a closed-circle association that prevents the need for people to access the black market and take the associated risks by doing so. Instead, Los Secretos de Maria provides a comfortable, clean and safe environment where the member share “cost” of marijuana is not inflated because the club purchased expensive artwork or because the Board doesn’t actually work in the club.
Los Secretos de Maria: Events & Extras
Los Secretos offers members everything they need to properly and safely consume cannabis products. This includes pipes, papers, bongs, vaporizers, tips, filters, grinders, hookahs, lighters and rolling machines.
If you feel like hanging out for a while, the club offers members the standard selection of coffee and tea, various sodas, water, etc. You can also take advantage of the club’s free WiFi to work or play online.
The great thing about belonging to a cannabis club in Madrid is that if you as a member feel like the club is missing something, you can simply make a request to a member of the Board to have something added.
Right now there aren’t too many events at this club, but as the member base grows and the Association holds new General Assemblies, this can easily change.
Conclusion
Los Secretos de Maria is the perfect club for marijuana consumers that want a place in Madrid where they can simply and safely acquire superior cannabis products without any frills and fuss. If you want a clean place to hang out for an hour and enjoy a fat joint, good conversation and lower prices than most other places in Europe then this is the right club for you.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
CLICK HERE to APPLY for MEMBERSHIP at a MADRID CANNABIS CLUB LIKE THIS ONE NOW
(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
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330 thoughts on “Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid”
Thanks to the good people from the club for their hospitality, you are doing a good job, I will definitely be back. Thanks Jennifer.
Hello Sergey;
Thank you for trusting us, it means a lot. We’re glad to hear you had an excellent time and hope to see you soon.
Cheers!
Highly recommended. Friendly staff and very good quality products. I was sketched out at first because its my first time attending a club but Jennifer made the application process so smooth
Hola Javier;
Thank you for your feedback. Los Secretos De Maria is definitely working hard to have the best products on their menu.
Best wishes!
Excellent club. Very Professional. Quality product. Knowledgeable staff. Highly recommend.
Hola James;
Thanks a lot for taking the time to share your feedback with us, it means a lot. We’re thrilled to hear you had an awesome time at Los Secretos de Maria. What product did you try that day?
We hope to see you around soon.
Cheers!
Hi.
I was at Los Secretos de Maria, but i was to late 🙁
Can´t enjoy the club, but bought something in it.
For me as a longtime user it was very nice to have such a selection of good qualitiy again.
It remembers me at the good times in the netherlands.
Thanks a lot to Jennifer 😉
Hola Mirco;
Ohhhhh we’re so sorry to hear that you were late for your appointment. Maybe next time you visit the club you can experience better the atmosphere.
What type of cannabis product did you try during your visit?
Hope to hear from you soon.
Cheers!
Thanks for everything!
Hola Lior;
Thanks to you for sharing the love and the positive vibes.
All the best!
Los secretos de Maria was a beautiful experience. Staff was very kind and products were top quality. Go to this club and enjoy your trip!
First of all, Cheers to our friend Jeniffer for doing smokers’s lives way easier and comfortable. Lovely club, very high quality products, this place has everything you need on day one, chill place with big selection and very friendly service to kick off on the right leg.
Hola Mor;
Thanks a lot for your feedback, your words are very kind and honest, you definitely made our day. We’re delighted to know you enjoyed the products at Los Secretos de Maria. Which strain did you try that day?
Hope to hear from you soon.
All the best!
Jennifer Garcia and excellent staff has made a very good job. A great club with cool atmosphere and with friendly staff as well as with high quality product with reasonable price.
Thank you & hope to see you soon again! 😉
This is a great tip for people looking for quality weed. Easy to join, not a scam. It is a 20 min metro ride from Plaza del Sol, but easy. People are very cool and friendly when getting you all set up. Jennifer gives you all the info you need to know, it’s up to you to find it and be there for your appointment. Gracias Jennifer
I enjoyed every minute after joining this club. Was easy to find and the staff in charge was very helpful for a beginner like me.
Hola Daniela;
We’re happy to hear you had a blast at Los Secretos de Maria, it happens the same to me every time I go to Madrid.
We hope to see you around very soon.
Cheers!
Thanks to jennifer i found this club, it was very nice, the strains were the bomb i really loved it.
Hey Martin;
Thank you so much for taking the time to share your feedback with us and all the cannabis community. We agree with you, the strains at Los Secretos de Maria are always top-shelf. Which strain did you enjoy the most?
We hope to hear from you soon.
All the best!
Hi Jennifer,
Los Secretos de Maria is definitely a great club to be part of. Really down to earth with a staff really knowledgeable and helpful. There were more than 10 types of weed and similar number of hash, plus edibles. I was extremely please with the weed selection. I can’t wait to go back and try some other varieties
Thanks again Jennifer
Hey Julio;
Thanks a lot for sharing honest words and great vibes. Los Secretos de Maria is exceptional place indeed. We also agree with you, this place has a variant selection of cannabis products. What did you try that day? What did you like the most?
We hope to see you there very soon.
Cheers!
Awesome club in madrid. I’m from brazil, it’s so hard to find a good weed in my country and we have just black market. I came to madrid and enter in this club, it’s smell like heaven. A nice place to smoke and they have a good weed and hash. I liked everything, the sponsor, the receptionist and the ladie that gives u the weed, witch tell me the best mix that she like. Don’t go to black market, email the sponsor.
Hello Paulo;
Awesome club in Madrid indeed, they should replicate themselves in every city of the country 😉 We’re so sorry to hear about the situation in your country, this should change soon. We totally agree with you, Los Secretos de Maria has everything you need to enjoy an afternoon, night or at least half an hour away from the crazy city center.
We hope to see you there very soon.
Cheers!
Went to Los Secretos de Maria yesterday afternoon. Great barrio easily accessible by metro. Registration was easy, staff were all great. Quality product – I tried some sativa and hash, both top shelf. I’ll be back. JG was brilliant. 10/10.
Hello;
Los Secretos de Maria is located in a peaceful and calm neighborhood of Madrid, we absolutely love going there to relax and escape from the chaos of the capital. What did you like the most, the hashish or the sativa flower?
Hope to hear from you soon.
All the best!
Jennifer responded about a minute after I sent my original request. Everything about joining – info, details, and communication – was spot-on and extremely clear. Absolutely love the club after my first visit there, feel like it will become a go-to spot for me – staff are super chill and the bud is even chiller. Thanks so much again to Jenn for the awesome referral!!!
Hola;
Thanks a lot for taking the time to share your experience with us. We’re happy and proud to hear that our response was fast and smooth. It’s very important for us to know that the information we provide to future members is crystal clear. We also agree with you, Los Secretos de Maria is such a calm place, full of positive vibes, nice people and welcoming staff.
We hope to see you there very soon.
Cheers!
Jennifer sponsored me into Los Secretos De Maria and all I can say is very enjoyable experience! Very professional quality product and relaxed ambiance! Looking forward to my next trip to this beautiful city.
Hola Angel;
Hope you can come back soon to Madrid and Los Secretos de Maria. This is a great club indeed.
All the best!
Such an easy process to sign up. Amazing value and selection. Highly recommended pun intended.
Hola;
Thanks a lot for the honest feedback, we and the club appreciate it very much. One great thing about Los Secretos de Maria is great selection of cannabis products they have.
We hope to see you there.
All the best!
Very nice club, helpful staff, pleasant atmosphere, good quality. Excellent experience with Jennifer’s extraordinarily prompt support for access and a smooth process as an overall. Certainly made Madrid even more enjoyable than it is anyway :).
Hola Miruna;
Woooooooow, this is such a sweet message to read on a Friday morning, you definitely made our day. We agree with you, Los Secretos de Maria is such a nice place, with courteous staff and excellent cannabis products. We’re super excited to know that the inscription process was super fast and smooth.
We hope to see you at LSDM very soon.
All the best!
The club is simple but very pleasant. Very good price/performance ratio.
Hola Luis;
Thanks a lot for sharing your thoughts and experience with us. Los Secretos de Maria is one of the best options when you’re looking for a great product at a reasonable price.
We hope to see you there soon.
All the best!
Hi Jennifer. Thank you for assisting me, Los secretos de maria was great. The club inside is like sitting on the couch at home. Very relaxed and the people who run the club are helpful and friendly. I would certainly reccomend your site to others.
Hola Andrew;
Los Secretos De Maria has a complete livingroom atmosphere, we are happy to hear you enjoyed your time at the club.
All the best!
Great club in Madrid, though a little bit distant from the central area. The staff were nice, kind, and high. The club is small and kind of “hidden” in the street, but it’s well-equipped and comfortable. The price is reasonable as the quality of weed is good. Overall, it’s a pleasant experience and you’ll definitely get what you’re looking for!
Hola Erin;
Thank you very much for your feedback. We are aware that LSDM is not in the city center but sometimes it’s nice to stay away from the chaos and enjoy a joint in a chill and safe area.
We hope to see you around.
All the best!
Thanks Jennifer for the intro. As someone who has felt uncomfortable lurking in the shadows of dubious laws, it feels liberating to spend time in such a well run, safe environment. It’s important for us lucky ones to aid the cause for responsible and safe enjoyment and speak up,
Thanks for all the hard work!
Hey Andrew;
I’m so happy to hear that, it feels great to be able to acquire and smoke cannabis in a safe environment. We’re proud to have you as a member of Los Secretos de Maria and we hope to see you there very soon.
All the best!
Very nice club and people. Everyone is friendly. Great products and nice relaxed ambiance.
Thank you Jennifer from MarijuanaGames for sponsoring me, spread the love
Hola Dan;
Los Secretos de Maria is a nice club indeed. We appreciate you took the time to share with us and the community your thoughts. You can always find great cannabis products at this smoking club.
We hope to see you there very soon.
All the best!
Jennifer ensured I could fully appreciate magnificent Spain nice and green. 10/10 – it’s a great system, and the Club has top weed!
Hola Christian;
Thank you so much for taking the time to support the club and the community. We’re happy to hear that your stay in Spain was full of flower and power.
We hope to see you at the club one day soon.
All the best!
Very easy to join and a great environment! Jennifer had me set up with an appointment and in the club in less than 24 hours from my initial email. Would absolutely recommend!
Hola Sebastian;
Thanks a lot for sharing your thoughts with us, I’m happy to hear the fast response was key.
We absolutely love the environment at Los Secretos.
All the best!
We hope to see you there soon.
All the best!
Great club! Everyone is friendly and just there to relax and have fun.
Thank you Jennifer for easing the process . Eres increíble!!
Hola Azeez;
We appreciate you took the time to share with us, the club and the community your thoughts. We’re happy to hear that you were able to relax and enjoy your time at Los Secretos de Maria.
We hope to see you there very soon.
All the best!
Que guay !
Thank you very much Jennifer for your help and for making the process so easy and comfortable.
The club and the people are so nice and friendly you just don’t want to leave the place 🙂
The admission process is really quick and painless when you are sponsored by Jennifer (less than 15 minutes) and you can immediately go in to spend a bunch of time with amazing people. Something to smoke, something to drink and your good to enjoy your stay in a wonderful place.
Muchisimas gracias 😉
Hola;
Thanks a lot for the sweet message and taking the time to share your experience and thoughts with us and the community, I’m happy to hear that the process of becoming a member of Los Secretos de Maria was smooth and fast.
We agree with you, the environment at this place is just perfect to smoke and relax for while or make new friends if you feel a little social.
We hope to see you at the club very soon.
All the best!
This is in a great spot, quiet and relaxed, with wonderful people. Jennifer made it very easy to connect with them. Thanks!
Hola;
We want to thank you in first place for taking the time to share your experience with us and the community. We’re very happy to hear that you enjoyed your time at Los Secretos de Maria. We think the same, this is the perfect place to smoke and feel relaxed surrounded by interesting people.
I’m happy to hear that the process was smooth and easy.
We hope to see you there one day very soon.
All the best!
Los Secretos de Maria was my 2nd club I’ve joined in Spain but first in Madrid. This was a very clean and inviting club and the woman running it were very nice and lovely. Being from the US, I felt very comfortable there and the product was also high quality and some of the best I’ve had in Europe. Jennifer Garcia for MarijauanaGames was an amazing sponsor. She was quick to respond when I had to make some changes in time and club and quickly found the perfect one for me. I’m grateful for the experience and I’ll be back as soon as possible. Much love from the US (Denver CO)
Hola Josh;
Thank you so much for the feedback, it means a lot to us. We agree with you, Los Secretos de Maria is such a magical place, full of lovely people and powerful products.
We hope to see you there soon.
All the best!
Los Secretos de Maria has great product and peaceful surroundings with all the necessary accoutrements to enjoy your purchase. Jennifer, of Marijuana Games was very precise and professional with her instructions and advice.
Hola Terry;
Thanks for the support and the good vibes, we appreciate it very much. I’m happy to hear that you liked Los Secretos de Maria and it’s surroundings, it’s indeed a very peaceful neighborhood.
We hope to see you at the club one day soon.
All the best!
Very nice club! Stuff was very friendly and helpful. Good quality.
Jennifer explained everything and made it easy to join.
Would recommend 10/10
Hola;
Thanks for this nice message, we appreciate you taking the time to share the love. We’re happy to hear that you had an amazing experience at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Awesome Club in Madrid. Everyone is extremely nice and friendly and not to mention the extremely nice selection of products. Jennifer was extremely helpful in making the process easy and effortless. Definitely elevated my Madrid Experience and highly recommend.
Hola;
Wooooooooooow, this is such a nice message, this made our day completely.
We’re so happy to hear that you enjoyed your experience at Los Secretos de Maria, the people and the environment in general.
We hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
How do I join this club? Can I simply just go or how does it work
Hola David;
Thanks a lot for contacting us.
Please email your above request to contact@marijuanagames.org
All the best!
I highly recommend this club! Super smooth initiation process to join, with professional staff to help! Great selection of weed and hash! A very chill place to sit and enjoy! Thanks again Jennifer!
Hello Jake;
Thanks a lot for the positive energies and awesome review, we appreciate it members like you.
Yes, the staff at Los Secretos de Maria is one of the best things about this cannabis social club. We’re glad to hear the process was smooth and fast.
We hope to see you there one day soon.
All the best!