Los Secretos de Maria cannabis club in Madrid is a simple, down-to-earth association dedicated to providing its members with a diverse selection of high quality marijuana and hashish. Staffed exclusively by the founding members of the association, Los Secretos de Maria is probably the only cannabis club in Madrid where – like the famous American TV show Cheers used to say – “everybody knows your name.” That’s the main focus of this Madrid social club and they’ve done a great job of it; to create a small member base of cannabis connoisseurs that can support each other with a safe and consistent supply of marijuana.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
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(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
Los Secretos de Maria: Environment
Like nearly every cannabis club I have been to in Spain, Los Secretos de Maria is easy to miss. Located on a quiet side street in the north part of Madrid, there is no sign or any other marking to indicate you’ve found a cannabis club. Instead, there is only one frosted glass door with an unobtrusive buzzer.
Press the buzzer and you’ll be admitted to a simple, mostly white space with a reception desk where a member of the Board will personally check you in. If you’re a new member, you must be sponsored and accompanied by an existing member and undergo a short inscription process.
After showing your membership card and valid identification, you’ll be admitted to the main part of the club, which consists of two large and open spaces. In the lower level 4 new couches wait for members to sink into while smoking joints or bongs and watching music videos on a flat screen television.
The walls are painted bright green; about 2 shades darker than lime green. It reminds me of a lot of the marijuana dispensaries in the American West; California, Colorado, Oregon. [UPDATE 2018: The club has been renovated and painted, it’s much more colorful and less Bohemian now!]
A beautiful and well preserved antique stone staircase climbs into the upper area of the club, which has been left as a gigantic open space for members where activities like darts, foosball, air hockey, and in the near future DJs and live music will take place. (Los Secretos de Maria is a new club, so activities and events will begin to take shape as the member base grows and General Assembly votes are held to increase and/or improve the Association’s offerings.)
At the back of the club is the dispensary, which is small but quite well-stocked. Members collect their share of the association’s cultivation operations at a large window after showing their membership card. Los Secretos de Maria rigorously enforces this requirement, so if you are a member and you don’t have your card with you, it will not be possible to enter the club until you have the card or you provide the necessary documentation for the association to make you a new one.
Los Secretos de Maria: Marijuana Selection
The best thing about Los Secretos de Maria is the cannabis selection. From raw flower strains like Double OG, Strawberry, Critical Bilbo, Mako Haze and La Santa to hash from all of the world’s major hashish-producing regions, Los Secretos has an extremely unique menu. Furthermore, the quality is excellent; twist off the lid to a jar of their Mako Haze and you’ll want to keep your nose buried indefinitely in the sweet fragrance of these beautiful buds. Break open a chunk of the club’s finer hash and your eyes will close right up while a smile stretches across your lips.
It’s that kind of quality. 😉
I acquired a couple of grams of Strawberry and a gram of Moroccan hash and rolled a few mixed joints. I smoked these over the course of a few days that I spent in Madrid, and I have to say that I was extraordinarily well medicated during this time.
Los Secretos de Maria: Staff
This is one of the few cannabis clubs in Spain that I have ever been to where the only staff are the 3 primary members of the Board of Directors. The president, secretary and treasurer greet members personally and hang out with you while you sample the impressive offerings of weed and old school bricks of potent hash.
The primary philosophy among these guys is to provide top quality cannabis products to its members at the lowest price possible and thereby engage in a closed-circle association that prevents the need for people to access the black market and take the associated risks by doing so. Instead, Los Secretos de Maria provides a comfortable, clean and safe environment where the member share “cost” of marijuana is not inflated because the club purchased expensive artwork or because the Board doesn’t actually work in the club.
Los Secretos de Maria: Events & Extras
Los Secretos offers members everything they need to properly and safely consume cannabis products. This includes pipes, papers, bongs, vaporizers, tips, filters, grinders, hookahs, lighters and rolling machines.
If you feel like hanging out for a while, the club offers members the standard selection of coffee and tea, various sodas, water, etc. You can also take advantage of the club’s free WiFi to work or play online.
The great thing about belonging to a cannabis club in Madrid is that if you as a member feel like the club is missing something, you can simply make a request to a member of the Board to have something added.
Right now there aren’t too many events at this club, but as the member base grows and the Association holds new General Assemblies, this can easily change.
Conclusion
Los Secretos de Maria is the perfect club for marijuana consumers that want a place in Madrid where they can simply and safely acquire superior cannabis products without any frills and fuss. If you want a clean place to hang out for an hour and enjoy a fat joint, good conversation and lower prices than most other places in Europe then this is the right club for you.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
CLICK HERE to APPLY for MEMBERSHIP at a MADRID CANNABIS CLUB LIKE THIS ONE NOW
(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
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332 thoughts on “Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid”
We just join the social club yesterday with the gracious help from Jenffer
She was very through on her information and instructions. We did exactly as we were told. Our appointment for applying to the club was at 19:00 having never been to Madrid we heard our earlier so we would be sure to be there for our appointment. We arrived 15 minutes early. So we walked up the street and right on the corner was a stir selling hydroponic supplies so we walk in and they have everything you need to grow your own cannabis.
We then headed back to the club following Jenffer instructions. Join was very easy because we everything that we were told to have. Make sure you have cash. When we were accepted as members we were let inside. And you can’t help but know you are in a cannabis club that lovely smell of weed (yummy )
Hits you. We ordered a vapor cartridge for my wife and I been old school ordered 2 grams of indica and rolling papers. You don’t pay at them there. You have to go back to front desk and pay. Once we had our goodies.
We when and found a couple of chairs. At the table there was a grinder ,lighter, rolling tray. That’s enough said.
Again thanks to Jennifer and marijuana games For all they do for the people that enjoy cannabis.
John
Hola John;
Woooooow what a pleasant message to read on a Monday afternoon. I’m happy to hear that everything went smoothly. We’re also excited to know that you enjoyed your time at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
I would recommend Los Secretos de Maria to anyone looking for quality cannabis and a relaxed environment in a great location within Madrid. Many thanks to Jennifer for making the application process so quick and easy, and many thanks to the staff at Los Secretos for a welcoming experience!
Hola Kyle;
We appreciate you took the time to share your experience with us and the community, it means a lot to us. We’re proud to hear that you enjoyed the quality of cannabis at Los Secretos de Maria and we think the same, the location is just perfect, not too close and not too far from the city center with excellent public transportation connections.
I’m happy to read that the process was fast and smooth.
We hope to see you there very soon.
All the best!
Joined with the help of Jennifer, the 6th year in a row that either Russ or Jennifer have helped. The club is excellent, very discreet entrance. An all female staff greeted me and signed me up in a very professional manner. The bud bar offers a good selection of weed and hash at a fair price. I got some Mango Cream and Bubba Kush OG weed and Amnesia hash, all were excellent. Lots of other products are available too. If you’re visiting Madrid this is the place to go. Thanks again to everyone involved in making my visit a nice experience
Hola Toby;
Wooooooooooow, this is such a nice message, this made our day completely.
We’re so happy to hear that you enjoyed your experience at Los Secretos de Maria, we’re also happy to know that you enjoyed the strains, the people and the environment in general.
We hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Just joined this club yesterday and I can say it was a very nice experience. The registration process went smoothly and the staff was very friendly and helpful. They have a wide variety of products and I can say from the ones that I’ve tried that they are high quality. Would reccommend 100% to anyone looking for a club in Madrid.
Special thanks to Jennifer for sponsoring us and guiding us through the process. You da’ real MVP
Hola Liviu;
Woooooow what a pleasant message to read on a Thursday afternoon. I’m happy to hear that everything went smoothly. We’re also excited to know that you enjoyed your time at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
I joined this club on Monday. It was a nice experience and products are of a high standard. The different selections of hashish available was very impressive I felt. Will definitely be using this club again. Thanks to Jennifer especially for all the assistance she provided prior to me joining. Great stuff. Thanks Fergal
Hola Fergal;
Thanks a lot for such a nice message, this definitely made our day.
We hope to see you at the club one day soon.
All the best!
To joined Los Secretos de Maria has been a delightful experience full of flavors and peace:)
The club’s environment is cool and friendly with a professional and helpful staff.
Congratulations for the work you have been doing. Precious!
Love and peace are no longer a nostalgic hippie cliche, I think. Rather it’s a true necessity of this time we all are going through. Your work is a major contribution to that.
Love and gratitude.
Hola Sara;
Woooooow what a pleasant message to read on a Tuesday afternoon. I’m happy to hear that everything went smoothly. We’re also excited to know that you enjoyed your time at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
I was traveling to Madrid for a short time, and Jennifer was a GREAT help, directing me towards Los Secretos de Maria. The club was very professional and the people were extremely nice. 5 stars!
Hola Shounak;
Thanks a lot for this perfect review, this definitely made our day.
We hope to see you there one day soon.
All the best!
Great club. Awesome selection, especially appreciate a wide array of cartridges, and having ones that are indica or sativa dominant rather than everything just being a hybrid blend. Also nice to see prerolls and edibles available, I haven’t seen those at the other clubs I’ve been to. Looking forward to going back and sampling more of their products! Also super friendly staff, very easy to get signed up and on my way. HIGH-ly recommended. 😉
Hola Tommy;
Thanks a lot for this amazing review, we appreciate it very much. We’re happy to hear you enjoyed the variety of cartridges, pre-rolled and edibles at the club.
We hope to see you at the club one day soon.
All the best!
Los Secretos de Maria helps make a great city even better, with nice people, quality weed and good place to hang out. Very happy to be a member. Thank you
Hola Keith;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us and the community, Madrid is a great city indeed.
We hope to see you at the club one day soon.
All the best!
Thanks a lot Jennifer for the 5 star service from the fast response, the application guide to pointing out the exact location. Very grateful and hope to meet you there one day. It was a great experience.
Hola Frank;
Thanks a lot for such a nice message, this definitely made our day.
We hope to see you at the club one day soon.
All the best!
Jennifer is very helpful and give us all the details to be a member. Good product, safe environment… Great experience in Madrid !
Thank’s Jennifer for your help !
Hola Aurore;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with the community, we appreciate it very much.
We hope to see you at the club very soon.
All the best!
I can’t believe this exist. Thanks Jennifer Garcia for your confidence and help. See you there!
Hola Ben;
This is such a sweet message to read. We appreciate it very much.
All the best!
Hola,
My membership expired last year and was wondering if I can renew it without a referral. I also don’t have my membership card anymore.
I’m in Madrid today and looking to join as soon as possible.
Thanks!
Hola Rocky;
Thanks a lot for contacting us.
If you’re already a member of Los Secretos de Maria you just need to pass by the club and they’ll be happy to help you out and renew your membership.
Hope this message helps with your concern.
All the best!
Very nice club with some nice strains and a great selection of edibles and concentrates. The 2 girls that were there when we joined were very welcoming and explained the way the club works very well. I will be back to Los Secretos de Maria to visit again soon I hope.
Jennifer’s assistance in joining was invaluable and her directions perfect! Many thanks!
Hola Niall;
Woooooow what a pleasant message to read on a Sunday afternoon. I’m happy to hear that the process was fast and easy. We’re also excited to know that you enjoyed your time at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Jeniffer help us in everything. She is nice and we loved the Club. Thanks Jenny
Hola Rodrigo;
We’re so happy to hear that you had an amazing time at Los Secretos de Maria. Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Very helpful and efficiency !
Hola Rodrigo;
Thanks for this nice message, we appreciate you taking the time to share the love. We’re happy to hear that you had an amazing experience at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Hola;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us, we appreciate it very much.
We work hard to fulfill new members and existing one’s expectations.
We hope to see you at the club one day soon.
All the best!
The girls explained all the rules well and made me feel comfortable. Thank you for the nice experience. Wish you best of luck!
Hola Toms;
Thanks a lot for taking the time to share your thoughts with us. I’m happy to hear that you received all the information required by the girls at Los Secretos de Maria, sometimes the staff makes it all.
We hope to see you at the club one day very soon.
All the best!
It was a great place to go to very nice staff definitely recommend this place thank you jennifer
Hola Ash;
Thanks a lot for the sweet message, we appreciate it very much. We absolutely love the staff of Los Secretos.
We hope to see you there very soon.
All the best!
Wow, thanks to Jennifer and all the kind people at the club. A wonderful experience, great products, and reasonable prices. I lived in San Francisco for 30 years and this place is right up there with any Cali club.
Hola Orlando;
We’re so happy to hear that you had an amazing time at Los Secretos de Maria. Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Pleasant, calm and safe ambiance in the club. English speaking, friendly and punctual service. Great products and variety.
Many thanks to Jennifer Garcia for all the help while joining. Jennifer offered full and prompt response and info via mail.
Best, Miri
Hola Miri;
What a nice message to read and reply. We appreciate you taking the time to share your experience with us.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Got great help from Jennifer who was very kind. She responded fast so we got it all done in one day which was very appriciated. The club as well was really nice with good ac to help cool down from the hot sun. Staff was very kind and welcoming with good knowledge about the products. All was nothing but great really 🙂
Hola Jennifer;
Thanks for this nice message, we appreciate you taking the time to share the love. We’re happy to hear that you had an amazing experience at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
These guys are great! Very professional and nice people too. Jennifer Garcia got me all set up. Very good product and a nice atmosphere at Los Secretos De Maria! Free wifi and comfy lounges was greatly appreciated. Will return for sure!
Hola Scott;
We appreciate you taking the time to share your experience with the community. We’re happy to hear that you had an amazing time at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Many thanks to Jennifer and Marijuana Games to sponsor my visit to this fantastic club. The ladies running the club are incredibly helpful, knowledgeable and passionate about their products. All of which are top notch no brick weed here! The club is chill and welcoming, a very friendly vibe. When traveling abroad I prefer not to deal with shady people on the streets; to be able to arrive in Madrid and have this option available is absolutely amazing. I am eternally grateful for Jennifer’s quick (almost instant) assistance and step by step guidance. When in Madrid please do yourself a favor and contact Jennifer and do exactly what she says. You will not be disappointed. Thanks again Jennifer! I already booked a return trip for Christmas and cannot wait to make my next visit to Los Secretos de Maria.
Mark
Hola Mark;
Woooooow what a pleasant message to read on a Tuesday afternoon. I’m happy to hear that the process was fast and easy. We’re also excited to know that you enjoyed your time at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Hello, how can I find your club in order to be a member?
Hola Omer;
Thanks a lot for contacting us.
Please email your above request to contact@marijuanagames.org
All the best!
Jennifer was absolutely brilliant and so helpful helping me to join this association. Thank you so much, the club is exactly as described above with friendly staff with a nice selection and good quality.
Again I cannot thank you enough for helping me
Hola Peter;
We’re so happy to hear that you had an amazing time at Los Secretos de Maria. Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
The place is perfect, quiet and staff are so friendly. Thanks to Jennifer for this great invitation I will pass-by everytime I’m in Madrid, the Gorilla is dope I recommend so much
Hola Tarek;
What a nice message to read and reply. We appreciate you taking the time to share your experience with us.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Recently moved to the area and didn’t know where to turn. Thank you so munch Jennifer for maki g it all so easy and painless. Awesome product. Proud to be a member.
See you again soon Susan
Hola Susan;
We’re proud to have you as a member of Los Secretos de Maria. Greta choice moving to that area of Madrid, close and away at the same time from the chaos of the capital.
We hope to see you there very soon.
All the best!
Wow, I just want to say that Jeniffer is really a great girl.. I really do not know how to describe how much her help meant when we arrived in Madrid!!! She literally saved us… high quality service! Thank you, Jennifer, I hope to see you soon
Hola Viktor;
Thanks for this nice message, we appreciate you taking the time to share the love. We’re happy to hear that you had an amazing experience at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Jennifer hooked it up! Great product and people. If I’m ever in Madrid again, I will definitely go back to LSDM. Really appreciated the WiFi and proximity to the metro. Thank you for making my time in Madrid waaay more chill. Absolute life saver. Buon Viaje!
Hola Savanna;
Thank you so much for the nice comment, we appreciate people like you.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Lovely place and very helpful people! Jennifer Garcia is incredibly helpful and gives fool proof instructions that ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience. Would recommend to anyone.
Hola Madeline;
What a sweet comment, it makes us feel that we’re doing the right thing. We’re happy to hear that you had an amazing experience.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
to be able to arrive into a country and know this option is available is how it should be everywhere. so grateful for jennifer to sponsor my visit and for the wonderful ladies at the club for introducing me to the concentrates, best method to experience their high quality products. avoid the blackmarket and the sketchy process to get what you need and give jennifer a shout! she’s the best!!!
Hola Bobby;
Thanks a lot for sharing your honest experience with us. We appreciate it very much.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Los Secretos de Maria is heaven on Earth. So grateful and lucky to find this place. Amazing staff, amazing interior, everything you could want and more. Friendly helpful chill vibes. Wonderful wonderful wonderful, honored to be a memeber!
Hola John;
Thanks a lot for supporting the community by leaving this awesome comment. Los Secretos de Maria is heaven on earth indeed.
We hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Well what can be said about Los secretos de maria. What an awesome place in the hustle and bustle of madrid this is the perfect place to come and unwind and have a smoke in a safe environment and meet new people. Would like to say a big thank you to Jennifer garcia for helping me join i Will be back very soon. And the products available here are much better than what’s on offer in amsterdam..
Thanks again see you soon
Hola Steven;
Thanks a lot for this nice comment, we appreciate you took the time to support the community. We think the same regarding Los Secretos de Maria, always meeting new and nice people.
Hope to see you at the club very soon.
All the best!
I had just moved to Madrid, and didn’t really know where to get good quality, not over priced marihuanna. Where? How? Who? … those are the questions everyone asks while looking for it.
THANKFULY Jennifer was an amazing help! She guided me and educated me before hand. The detailed explanation was ON POINT. There is no way you can get it wrong.
Thank you again Jennifer for all the help and looking forward to going back to Los Secretos de Maria.
5 starts if you ask me, would recommend 100%!
Hola Nicole;
Thanks for this nice message, we appreciate you taking the time to share the love. We’re happy to hear that you had an amazing experience at Los Secretos de Maria.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!