Los Secretos de Maria cannabis club in Madrid is a simple, down-to-earth association dedicated to providing its members with a diverse selection of high quality marijuana and hashish. Staffed exclusively by the founding members of the association, Los Secretos de Maria is probably the only cannabis club in Madrid where – like the famous American TV show Cheers used to say – “everybody knows your name.” That’s the main focus of this Madrid social club and they’ve done a great job of it; to create a small member base of cannabis connoisseurs that can support each other with a safe and consistent supply of marijuana.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
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(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
Los Secretos de Maria: Environment
Like nearly every cannabis club I have been to in Spain, Los Secretos de Maria is easy to miss. Located on a quiet side street in the north part of Madrid, there is no sign or any other marking to indicate you’ve found a cannabis club. Instead, there is only one frosted glass door with an unobtrusive buzzer.
Press the buzzer and you’ll be admitted to a simple, mostly white space with a reception desk where a member of the Board will personally check you in. If you’re a new member, you must be sponsored and accompanied by an existing member and undergo a short inscription process.
After showing your membership card and valid identification, you’ll be admitted to the main part of the club, which consists of two large and open spaces. In the lower level 4 new couches wait for members to sink into while smoking joints or bongs and watching music videos on a flat screen television.
The walls are painted bright green; about 2 shades darker than lime green. It reminds me of a lot of the marijuana dispensaries in the American West; California, Colorado, Oregon. [UPDATE 2018: The club has been renovated and painted, it’s much more colorful and less Bohemian now!]
A beautiful and well preserved antique stone staircase climbs into the upper area of the club, which has been left as a gigantic open space for members where activities like darts, foosball, air hockey, and in the near future DJs and live music will take place. (Los Secretos de Maria is a new club, so activities and events will begin to take shape as the member base grows and General Assembly votes are held to increase and/or improve the Association’s offerings.)
At the back of the club is the dispensary, which is small but quite well-stocked. Members collect their share of the association’s cultivation operations at a large window after showing their membership card. Los Secretos de Maria rigorously enforces this requirement, so if you are a member and you don’t have your card with you, it will not be possible to enter the club until you have the card or you provide the necessary documentation for the association to make you a new one.
Los Secretos de Maria: Marijuana Selection
The best thing about Los Secretos de Maria is the cannabis selection. From raw flower strains like Double OG, Strawberry, Critical Bilbo, Mako Haze and La Santa to hash from all of the world’s major hashish-producing regions, Los Secretos has an extremely unique menu. Furthermore, the quality is excellent; twist off the lid to a jar of their Mako Haze and you’ll want to keep your nose buried indefinitely in the sweet fragrance of these beautiful buds. Break open a chunk of the club’s finer hash and your eyes will close right up while a smile stretches across your lips.
It’s that kind of quality. 😉
I acquired a couple of grams of Strawberry and a gram of Moroccan hash and rolled a few mixed joints. I smoked these over the course of a few days that I spent in Madrid, and I have to say that I was extraordinarily well medicated during this time.
Los Secretos de Maria: Staff
This is one of the few cannabis clubs in Spain that I have ever been to where the only staff are the 3 primary members of the Board of Directors. The president, secretary and treasurer greet members personally and hang out with you while you sample the impressive offerings of weed and old school bricks of potent hash.
The primary philosophy among these guys is to provide top quality cannabis products to its members at the lowest price possible and thereby engage in a closed-circle association that prevents the need for people to access the black market and take the associated risks by doing so. Instead, Los Secretos de Maria provides a comfortable, clean and safe environment where the member share “cost” of marijuana is not inflated because the club purchased expensive artwork or because the Board doesn’t actually work in the club.
Los Secretos de Maria: Events & Extras
Los Secretos offers members everything they need to properly and safely consume cannabis products. This includes pipes, papers, bongs, vaporizers, tips, filters, grinders, hookahs, lighters and rolling machines.
If you feel like hanging out for a while, the club offers members the standard selection of coffee and tea, various sodas, water, etc. You can also take advantage of the club’s free WiFi to work or play online.
The great thing about belonging to a cannabis club in Madrid is that if you as a member feel like the club is missing something, you can simply make a request to a member of the Board to have something added.
Right now there aren’t too many events at this club, but as the member base grows and the Association holds new General Assemblies, this can easily change.
Conclusion
Los Secretos de Maria is the perfect club for marijuana consumers that want a place in Madrid where they can simply and safely acquire superior cannabis products without any frills and fuss. If you want a clean place to hang out for an hour and enjoy a fat joint, good conversation and lower prices than most other places in Europe then this is the right club for you.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
CLICK HERE to APPLY for MEMBERSHIP at a MADRID CANNABIS CLUB LIKE THIS ONE NOW
(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
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332 thoughts on “Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid”
Great quality, service and stabilshment. I had an awesome time over there. I got high, made a friend & played chess. I highly recommend it.
Hola Ricardo;
We’re so happy to hear that you had an amazing time at Los Secretos de Maria. Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Such a nice place. Good selection and Marina is a queen.
Loved the atmosphere too. I will be comming back…often.
Hola Sergio;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience at Los Secretos de Maria with us. We think the same, the selection is great and Marina is a star indeed.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
This was great alternative to buy and consume canbabis.
The place is nice and simple. You have all you need to smoke your joint and relax.
Thank U Jennifer,
Great experience
Hola Greg;
Thanks a lot your honest and sweet message. We appreciate you took the time to write this review and share it with our community.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
This place is magic. Discrete, knowledgeable, good vibes are key to have a good experience, these guys have that. Good quality, daily specials, room to chill and sit back. Its awesome. I hope it will be kept as it is for many years to come.
Hola Aquiles;
We also think Los Secretos de Maria is a magical place to spend some time. We are very happy to hear that you had an amazing time at the club.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Thanks to MarijuanaGames I’ve joined Los Secretos De Maria club this week. The responses were very clear and made me comfortable during all the process, even for a foreigner like me. It took just three hours from the moment I’ve sent the first email and the moment I was inside the club. The venue is cozy and the staff are warming and caring. Expect more an Amsterdam’s coffee shop than an US’s dispensary. Thank you all.
Hola;
What a nice message to read and reply. We appreciate you taking the time to share your experience with us.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
I joined Secretos de Maria on a recent business trip to Madrid (I visit regularly, and have a medical marijuana card back home in US) and was amazed at my experience. The club was wonderful, the products fantastic, the prices affordable, the experience incredible.
Jennifer Garcia was so very helpful in providing this service, she’s really the best!
Hola Gareth;
What a nice comment to read this morning. We appreciate you taking the time to share your experience with us.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Just came back from a Week in Madrid. Jennifer REALLY helped me out. She sponsored me at the Los Secretos de Maria cannabis Club. The club was small but the selection is great. You have to pay a 38 Euro membership and 10-14 euro for a gram. A lot more than what you would pay in Barcelona, but beggars can’t be picky (-:
Hola Yaron;
Thanks a lot for sharing your honest experience with us. We appreciate it very much.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
What a fantastic establishment!! Easy joining process, knowledgeable and friendly staff, excellent variety and quality of strains! Couldn’t not be happier that I visited Los secrets de Maria during my weekend in Madrid. Special thanks to Jennifer for providing a first class service. Can’t wait to come back again soon!
Hola James;
First class service is what we like to hear on a Friday morning. What a pleasant review! We appreciate it very much.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Successfully joined the club without any issues. Thanks to Jennifer for the sponsorship!
Hola George;
Thanks a lot for taking the time to write this review. We appreciate it very much.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
I’ve already joined a club in Madrid last year via marijuanagames.org and really liked it.
This year i went there again. Sadly the shop i’ve been to was closed, but Jennifer Garcia managed to make a membership possible in the Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club within a few hours!
Really glad that it all worked out this fast and without any problems, you guys are doing awesome work!
Despite the fact that the organisation was as perfect as it could be, the quality of the offered materials is top class. So is the club itself!
Definitely recommeded and not the last time i went there.
Thank you so much Jennifer ♥
Hola Philipp; sorry I must have missed this conversation – which cannabis club in Madrid did you join last year that is closed now?
Hola Philipp;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience, it means a lot to us. We’re so happy to hear that you had a great time at Los Secretos de Maria.
We hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
I recently joined this fantastic club and I could not be happier! The service is great and joining was very easy thanks to the wonderful Jennifer Garcia! No complaints at all and I’m excited to be a part of this organization throughout my time in Madrid
Hola Sam;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us, it means so much to our team. We work hard for people like you.
Hope to see in the club one day!
All the best!
Los Secretos de Maria is the greatest club Ive ever been.
Theres a feeling like @ home on my couch, just with better strains, better service and better looking Woman’s
I am absolutely impressed by the professionalism, the club principle, the quality and the friendliness of everybody from LSDM – Hope you’ll never Stop!
Im speechless I have to get me a Appartment in Madrid because I can’t live 2000km away from you anymore
Thank you Jennifer, thank you rest of the stuff,
I’ll be back soon.
Hola Markus;
Thank you so so much for this great review/comment. We’re so happy to hear that you felt like being at home.
Hope to see you at the club one day!
All the best!
For a few days in Madrid with an American-Dutch friend and wanting something to smoke I came in contact with Jennifer. Wow, what a service, what a knowledge and superb details and directions!! Thank you very, very much, Jennifer! And what a nice club this is, Los Secretos, with a very relaxed and chill atmosphere. The herbs me and my friend tried were perfect. I’m happy to be a member of this club:-)
Hola Wim;
We appreciate so much this kind of comments/reviews, it’s very grateful to hear that you had an amazing time.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
Amazing service, huuuuge thanks to Miss Garcia who helped me with this!
Very professional.
And a huge thanks to Miss Argentina at the LSDM who helped me out when i got there.
Really good stuff and a nice location. Top score, and I will return.
Hola Ronny;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us, we appreciate it.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
First of all, thank you so much for Jennifer Garcia for all of the help and guidance in the process of joining. The club was very welcoming and laid back, and I look forward to discovering all LSDM has to offer!
I recently joined “Los Secretos de Maria”. I found the place to be a great one! Location wise is easy to get to from the center of the city or from the airport. The managers were funny and professional. The inside of the club comes straight from a stoner’s dream: large sofas, board games, and tables on which to study/work.
I highly suggested to anyone looking for some chill in Madrid!
Hola Flavio;
Wow! Thanks a lot for sharing your experience and thoughts with us. We’re so happy to hear that you had a great time at Los Secretos de Maria. Hope to see you in the club one day!
All the best!
It has been really amazing from the beginning with Jennifer garcia help and the staff in los secretos de maria..though still there are more to discover yet.. thanks a lot for everything.
Hola Ahmed;
Thanks a lot for this great comment, it means a lot to us that you’re taking the time to share your experience.
All the best!
Thank you Jennifer for your assistance. It’s a very welcoming and relaxed place. The quality of the products was great. I really enjoyed the whole experience and it was so much appreciated. Thanks once again.
Hola;
Thank you so much for sharing your experience with us, we appreciate it very much. We are very happy to hear that you enjoyed your time there.
Hope to see you there one day.
All the best!
Los Secretos is a chill and great atmosphere to meet new people, the music is mostly good, they have a mix of spanish and 90’s rock playing these last two days. Prices are not higher than amsterdam. The staff is just lovely.
Hey Brock;
Thanks a lot for the great comment, we appreciate it very much. We’re very happy to hear that you had a good time there.
All the best!
Joined Los Secretos de María with Jennifer Garcia’s help. She was very helpful and efficient. The club is brilliant, comfortable, and spacious. The staff is very chill and their strains could not be more exquisite.
Thank you Jennifer and staff.
Antonio.
Hola Antonio,
Thank you so much for taking the time to share your experience, we appreciate it!
All the best.
My previous club closed unfortunately, but luckily Jennifer was able to help me join Los Secretos de Maria. A really nice chill place and the staff are super friendly. Thanks again for everything Jennifer.
Hola Nicolas, Thank you very much for your feedback we are so happy to hear that you had a blast!
All the best.
Hello,
How can we apply for become a member of Los Secretos de Maria ?
Hi,
I joined los secretos de maria, very nice club with cool host. with large menu of all kind of weed. Thank you Jennifer Garcia for your help and kindness. I recommend!
this has made my trip to madrid. the whole process was smooth and easy and i was smoking some amazing weed in no time. jennifer was so helpful and always replies to messsgaes very fast.
couldn’t recommend more, thank you !
Hola Loyd;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us, we appreciate it.
I recently got my membership at LSDM with the help of Jennifer from marijuanagames.
Nice location, warm people. Good weed.
Hola Ilya, thanks a lot!
I’ve recently joined LSDM club and things couldn’t be simpler, the whole process took not more than 10 minutes. The club itself has a nice variety of strains, hash, edibles and concentrates. The weed quality is awesome and I’m going to try their edibles today. The girls at reception and at the counter were super nice, we had a nice friendly chat, it really makes you feel like you’ve come to visit some friends and not just to make a purchase.
Jennifer was also super helpful and great, she guided me through and explained the whole process, which is exactly the same as in Barcelona, if you’ve ever joined a club there (thanks to Russ btw).
In order to sum up, if you’re still thinking if you should join the club or get your weed from black market, think no more and email Jennifer ASAP, her kind soul will assist you all the way through.
Happy 4.20 to everyone and especially Jennifer and Russ, have fun celebrating. I know I will!
Igor
Thanks, Igor. Hope to see you around sometime. Peace -Russ
Hola Igor;
Thank you so much for the nice comment, we appreciate people like you.
Hope to see you at the club one day.
All the best!
I recently got my membership at LSDM with the help of Jennifer from marijuanagames who was really kind and gave me all the necessary information!
The staff as LSDM was super nice and greated me in the most welcoming way.
A very big variety of choice and everything is available for our comfort from games to accessories and drinks .
Hola Mrad, thanks a lot for this nice review.
Just became a new member of Los Secretos de Maria. Jennifer from Marijuana games, gave all the details for joining the club, extremely clear and easy! Regarding Los Secretos de Maria, its a super cozy and with a increadible nice staff ad members l. There are a lot of options of diferent strains, eddibles and dabs in their menu! Awesome, and no better place to meet new people! Thank you so much Jennifer and the Marijuana games, I couldn’t be better assisted!
Thanks for the awesome review, Luiz! We work hard to meet expectations like yours, and we’re happy to hear we hit the mark. Come back and see us soon. Cheers!
I recently relocated to the Madrid region and joined Los Secretos de Maria. Jennifer and the staff made the application process super simple and efficient. Jennifer answered all my questions super fast and provided detailed information on how to proceed with a membership. The staff inside were patient and kind to me as well since I speak little Spanish. All around the experience with marijuanagames.org and Los Secretos de Maria was great and I would recommend those who qualify. Thank you again Jennifer and staff!
Hola Donnie, thank you so much for your kind words. We really appreciate you taking the time out to share your experience with us!
I recently joined Los Secretos de Maria through MarijuanaGames.org. Fabulous people.. The people at the club and strains available are fantastic. Truly homely..and much appreciated as a smoker.
Nishant..
Hola Nishant, thanks for the awesome review! We work hard to meet expectations like yours.
Hi!
I recently joined Los Secretos de Maria, really lovely club with nice people and friendly owners, chill athmosphere, good products and prices.
I’ve been many times in Amsterdam, but prefere the way in Spain they choose to manag this kind of activity: you feel like part of a community, instead of a simple customer that buys and leave in three minutes.
Jennifer helped me to join the club, and was really nice and fast in answering me.
i really recommand to become member of this club. Thank you so much, Jennifer!
Hola Valentina, thank you so much. We appreciate it!
Shout out to Los Secretos De Maria and to Jennifer whom made it possible for me to become part of an awesome club. Super super bomb high quality herb and great private chill place to smoke and relax. I must say that this club has some of the best herb i have tried, LA herb is great but this is another level, highly reccomend this place if you are looking for a good chill relaxing time and of course top quality stuff. Staff very friendly and willing to help and answer questions.
Hola Catherine;
Thanks a lot for sharing your experience with us, it means a lot. We’re so happy to hear that you had a great time at Los Secretos. Hope to see you in the club one day!
All the best!