Los Secretos de Maria cannabis club in Madrid is a simple, down-to-earth association dedicated to providing its members with a diverse selection of high quality marijuana and hashish. Staffed exclusively by the founding members of the association, Los Secretos de Maria is probably the only cannabis club in Madrid where – like the famous American TV show Cheers used to say – “everybody knows your name.” That’s the main focus of this Madrid social club and they’ve done a great job of it; to create a small member base of cannabis connoisseurs that can support each other with a safe and consistent supply of marijuana.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
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(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
Los Secretos de Maria: Environment
Like nearly every cannabis club I have been to in Spain, Los Secretos de Maria is easy to miss. Located on a quiet side street in the north part of Madrid, there is no sign or any other marking to indicate you’ve found a cannabis club. Instead, there is only one frosted glass door with an unobtrusive buzzer.
Press the buzzer and you’ll be admitted to a simple, mostly white space with a reception desk where a member of the Board will personally check you in. If you’re a new member, you must be sponsored and accompanied by an existing member and undergo a short inscription process.
After showing your membership card and valid identification, you’ll be admitted to the main part of the club, which consists of two large and open spaces. In the lower level 4 new couches wait for members to sink into while smoking joints or bongs and watching music videos on a flat screen television.
The walls are painted bright green; about 2 shades darker than lime green. It reminds me of a lot of the marijuana dispensaries in the American West; California, Colorado, Oregon. [UPDATE 2018: The club has been renovated and painted, it’s much more colorful and less Bohemian now!]
A beautiful and well preserved antique stone staircase climbs into the upper area of the club, which has been left as a gigantic open space for members where activities like darts, foosball, air hockey, and in the near future DJs and live music will take place. (Los Secretos de Maria is a new club, so activities and events will begin to take shape as the member base grows and General Assembly votes are held to increase and/or improve the Association’s offerings.)
At the back of the club is the dispensary, which is small but quite well-stocked. Members collect their share of the association’s cultivation operations at a large window after showing their membership card. Los Secretos de Maria rigorously enforces this requirement, so if you are a member and you don’t have your card with you, it will not be possible to enter the club until you have the card or you provide the necessary documentation for the association to make you a new one.
Los Secretos de Maria: Marijuana Selection
The best thing about Los Secretos de Maria is the cannabis selection. From raw flower strains like Double OG, Strawberry, Critical Bilbo, Mako Haze and La Santa to hash from all of the world’s major hashish-producing regions, Los Secretos has an extremely unique menu. Furthermore, the quality is excellent; twist off the lid to a jar of their Mako Haze and you’ll want to keep your nose buried indefinitely in the sweet fragrance of these beautiful buds. Break open a chunk of the club’s finer hash and your eyes will close right up while a smile stretches across your lips.
It’s that kind of quality. 😉
I acquired a couple of grams of Strawberry and a gram of Moroccan hash and rolled a few mixed joints. I smoked these over the course of a few days that I spent in Madrid, and I have to say that I was extraordinarily well medicated during this time.
Los Secretos de Maria: Staff
This is one of the few cannabis clubs in Spain that I have ever been to where the only staff are the 3 primary members of the Board of Directors. The president, secretary and treasurer greet members personally and hang out with you while you sample the impressive offerings of weed and old school bricks of potent hash.
The primary philosophy among these guys is to provide top quality cannabis products to its members at the lowest price possible and thereby engage in a closed-circle association that prevents the need for people to access the black market and take the associated risks by doing so. Instead, Los Secretos de Maria provides a comfortable, clean and safe environment where the member share “cost” of marijuana is not inflated because the club purchased expensive artwork or because the Board doesn’t actually work in the club.
Los Secretos de Maria: Events & Extras
Los Secretos offers members everything they need to properly and safely consume cannabis products. This includes pipes, papers, bongs, vaporizers, tips, filters, grinders, hookahs, lighters and rolling machines.
If you feel like hanging out for a while, the club offers members the standard selection of coffee and tea, various sodas, water, etc. You can also take advantage of the club’s free WiFi to work or play online.
The great thing about belonging to a cannabis club in Madrid is that if you as a member feel like the club is missing something, you can simply make a request to a member of the Board to have something added.
Right now there aren’t too many events at this club, but as the member base grows and the Association holds new General Assemblies, this can easily change.
Conclusion
Los Secretos de Maria is the perfect club for marijuana consumers that want a place in Madrid where they can simply and safely acquire superior cannabis products without any frills and fuss. If you want a clean place to hang out for an hour and enjoy a fat joint, good conversation and lower prices than most other places in Europe then this is the right club for you.
Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars
CLICK HERE to APPLY for MEMBERSHIP at a MADRID CANNABIS CLUB LIKE THIS ONE NOW
(This is a preliminary application process; not all who apply will qualify for membership based on Spanish law and club policy. Application for membership is general and is not necessarily applied to any particular club unless the applicant fully qualifies.)
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332 thoughts on “Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid”
Had a great experience as this club! Nice environment, lovely staff, great quality weed (and that’s coming from a very experienced smoker who has smoked in LA and Amsterdam). Jennifer was so helpful with getting the membership, really quick replies and she charged no fees for helping me and my friend join the club. Thankyou very much Marijuana games!
Hola Thea, I’m happy to hear that. Thanks a lot for the great vibes!
I joined the club a week ago and everything was great. The staff at Los Secretos de Maria is super friendly and always ready to help you with any questions you may have. Joining it was very quick and easy as well. I contacted the Marijuana Games team in the afternoon and by the evening I already belonged to the club. Honestly, the experience has been incredible, totally recommendable. Hope to see you guys around the club! 🙂
Hola Maria, we appreciate your comment. All the best!
This was an excellent experience. Very kind, caring, community feeling. And the weed was incredible!!!
Hey Josh, thanks a lot.
This was the best experience by far! Everyone is really nice and welcoming! The cannabis is very high quality grade and absolutely worth it! Jennifer was very helpful and nice, I will definitely be coming back soon!!
Hey Nate, thanks for the nice comment.
Thanks to Jennifer and website for helping me join the club very quickly. Los secretos de Maria is a great club that has a really chill atmosphere and a lot of diverse strains. If you’re looking for a nice smokespot in Madrid, I highly recommend you drop by and become a member.
-Cheers!
Hola RJ, thanks a lot.
First of all I want to thank Russ and his staff for providing me all information necessary to get my membership and If you guys are looking for some professional help just talk with them. Thank you guys for the attention.
Thanks a lot Gabriel.
Hi Russ, I just sent you an e-mail, whenever you have time pls answer me!!
Okay thank you, will look for your email. -Russ
Thanks again Russ for the Madrid introduction!
Really appreciate the info and your time regarding Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club. Wonderful place, great staff and awesome choice.
Thanks, David! We’re proud to have you as a member! Hops to see you in the club one day soon!
Hi Russ ! I just send you an Email, can you help me to join a cannabis club ?
Thanks !
hi! Russ · Lindsay · Kelsey! Thank you for solving the problem ♥Simple space, a place to relax.
There was something that everyone sought
Russ is the best!
Thanks, Kao! See you around the club soon!
Dear Russ and Kelsey, thank you for Help, finding and supporting me for that lovely Club in Madrid. I felt welcome in a relaxed atmosphere, got good informations and had an interesting conversation. We also have to visit Barcelona, to see if there is a difference between the clubs. I just can say, here is no trick!
Looking forward to the next contact.
Love
Angela
Hey Russ… I’ve just sent ya an email, thanks for the support.
Regards,
Hi Russ i’m here in Madrid and I sent you An email when you can tell me something please write me 🙂
Hello we are in Madrid and dont Know how to joint your club or find something nice, if you could help!
Thanks
Hi russ. I will be out in madrid for spannabis and lso a few extra days. Im wondering if you can sponsor me so i can join a club. All help id appreciated. Thanks Shaun
Hola Shaun; no problem, please email me your above request at russ@marijuanagames.org, and I will be happy to assist you there. Peace -Russ
Hi Russ! Hoping to connect tomorrow in Madrid! I sent you an email. Thank you!!
Russ puoi aiutarmi ad iscrivermi al club?? Ho 29 anni e sono italiano
Hi russ Can you help with the membership Am in madrid but Didnt receive a reply! Please help! Can you help?
Hey russ, I sent you a Email just then, would love in come in today ? Thanks
Russ,
Whats up! Can you help me get into a coffeeshop in Madrid?
Salud!
Hola Mej; please email your request to me at russ@marijuanagames.org and I will be happy to help. See you there. Peace -Russ
I am Spanish and I was luck to find Russ’s website when I was looking to join a club. Ended up joining “Los Secretos de Maria” and gee was it a good call! The place is really neat and it has great set up. I just wish it doesnt change much. It feels great to enjoy the “club experience” I feel so grateful for enjoying this experience in Madrid.
Thanks, Manolo! Hope to see you around the club! Peace -Russ
Hola Russ ,
Si podrías ayudarme a obtener mi dosis medical durante mi estancia(corta) en Madrid.
Sería posible que pueda aplicar para la membresía . Quedo atento a tus comentarios .
Ciao.
Hola Samuel; please email me at russ@marijuanagames.org to discuss. Best wishes Peace -Russ
Just touched down in Madrid! Going this evening to the club to confirm. I cannot stress how easy Russ and his staff made this happen for me especially because I medicate on the daily for my ailments. I cant wait to sample the buds and extracts!!!
Thanx again Russ and Staff for making it happen!
P.S. Russ if you need some more staff Im available!
Erick
Hello there i have just arrived in madrid and would love to join your club cheers!
Hey Russ, just send you an email. I’ll be here for the next three weeks! Looking to relax and a nice place to smoke. Thank you.
Hey Zach, did we connect via email? Sorry for my late reply to comments.
Hi Russ, I’ll be in Madrid for 3 weeks and me and my boyfriend are really interested in joining a club. What do I need to apply?
Hola Carola; please email your request to me at russ@marijuanagames.org and I will be happy to help you there. Peace -Russ
Hi, Russ! Where is this club located? Thank you 🙂
Hi, Russ. 14.05.2017 club is open?
Club is closed on Sundays
Hi Russ,
I just send you an email, it is possible for today
Thank you
Hi Russ
I wrote you an email for become a member. Arrive today and hope for an check in with you at any cannabis club
Thanks