Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid

Feature Image Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club

Los Secretos de Maria cannabis club in Madrid is a simple, down-to-earth association dedicated to providing its members with a diverse selection of high quality marijuana and hashish. Staffed exclusively by the founding members of the association, Los Secretos de Maria is probably the only cannabis club in Madrid where – like the famous American TV show Cheers used to say – “everybody knows your name.” That’s the main focus of this Madrid social club and they’ve done a great job of it; to create a small member base of cannabis connoisseurs that can support each other with a safe and consistent supply of marijuana.

Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars

Los Secretos de Maria: Environment

Like nearly every cannabis club I have been to in Spain, Los Secretos de Maria is easy to miss. Located on a quiet side street in the north part of Madrid, there is no sign or any other marking to indicate you’ve found a cannabis club. Instead, there is only one frosted glass door with an unobtrusive buzzer.

Press the buzzer and you’ll be admitted to a simple, mostly white space with a reception desk where a member of the Board will personally check you in. If you’re a new member, you must be sponsored and accompanied by an existing member and undergo a short inscription process.

Couch and shelf at Los Secretos de Maria Madrid Cannabis Club

After showing your membership card and valid identification, you’ll be admitted to the main part of the club, which consists of two large and open spaces. In the lower level 4 new couches wait for members to sink into while smoking joints or bongs and watching music videos on a flat screen television.

The walls are painted bright green; about 2 shades darker than lime green. It reminds me of a lot of the marijuana dispensaries in the American West; California, Colorado, Oregon.

Couch by Entrance at Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club Madrid

A beautiful and well preserved antique stone staircase climbs into the upper area of the club, which has been left as a gigantic open space for members where activities like darts, foosball, air hockey, and in the near future DJs and live music will take place. (Los Secretos de Maria is a new club, so activities and events will begin to take shape as the member base grows and General Assembly votes are held to increase and/or improve the Association’s offerings.)

At the back of the club is the dispensary, which is small but quite well-stocked. Members collect their share of the association’s cultivation operations at a large window after showing their membership card. Los Secretos de Maria rigorously enforces this requirement, so if you are a member and you don’t have your card with you, it will not be possible to enter the club until you have the card or you provide the necessary documentation for the association to make you a new one.

Russ Hudson at the Dispensary at Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club Madrid

Los Secretos de Maria: Marijuana Selection

The best thing about Los Secretos de Maria is the cannabis selection. From raw flower strains like Double OG, Strawberry, Critical Bilbo, Mako Haze and La Santa to hash from all of the world’s major hashish-producing regions, Los Secretos has an extremely unique menu. Furthermore, the quality is excellent; twist off the lid to a jar of their Mako Haze and you’ll want to keep your nose buried indefinitely in the sweet fragrance of these beautiful buds. Break open a chunk of the club’s finer hash and your eyes will close right up while a smile stretches across your lips.

It’s that kind of quality. 😉

Marijuana and Hash Selection at Los Secretos de Maria Madrid Spain

I acquired a couple of grams of Strawberry and a gram of Moroccan hash and rolled a few mixed joints. I smoked these over the course of a few days that I spent in Madrid, and I have to say that I was extraordinarily well medicated during this time.

Mako Haze in the Jar at Los Secretos de Maria

Los Secretos de Maria: Staff

This is one of the few cannabis clubs in Spain that I have ever been to where the only staff are the 3 primary members of the Board of Directors. The president, secretary and treasurer greet members personally and hang out with you while you sample the impressive offerings of weed and old school bricks of potent hash.

The primary philosophy among these guys is to provide top quality cannabis products to its members at the lowest price possible and thereby engage in a closed-circle association that prevents the need for people to access the black market and take the associated risks by doing so. Instead, Los Secretos de Maria provides a comfortable, clean and safe environment where the member share “cost” of marijuana is not inflated because the club purchased expensive artwork or because the Board doesn’t actually work in the club.

Leather chair at Los Secretos de Maria coffeeshop Madrid

Los Secretos de Maria: Events & Extras

Los Secretos offers members everything they need to properly and safely consume cannabis products. This includes pipes, papers, bongs, vaporizers, tips, filters, grinders, hookahs, lighters and rolling machines.

If you feel like hanging out for a while, the club offers members the standard selection of coffee and tea, various sodas, water, etc. You can also take advantage of the club’s free WiFi to work or play online.

Glass shelf at Los Secretos de Maria weed club in Madrid

The great thing about belonging to a cannabis club in Madrid is that if you as a member feel like the club is missing something, you can simply make a request to a member of the Board to have something added.

Right now there aren’t too many events at this club, but as the member base grows and the Association holds new General Assemblies, this can easily change.

Conclusion

Los Secretos de Maria is the perfect club for marijuana consumers that want a place in Madrid where they can simply and safely acquire superior cannabis products without any frills and fuss. If you want a clean place to hang out for an hour and enjoy a fat joint, good conversation and lower prices than most other places in Europe then this is the right club for you.

Rating for Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid: 4 of 5 Stars

Marijuana Dispensary at Los Secretos de Maria

Looks a lot like the medically-oriented dispensaries in the USA. What do you think?

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67 Comments on "Los Secretos de Maria Cannabis Club in Madrid"

  1. Antonio August 16, 2017 at 15:31 - Reply

    Russ puoi aiutarmi ad iscrivermi al club?? Ho 29 anni e sono italiano

  2. Abel August 7, 2017 at 17:34 - Reply

    Hi russ Can you help with the membership Am in madrid but Didnt receive a reply! Please help! Can you help?

  3. Jason August 1, 2017 at 07:20 - Reply

    Hey russ, I sent you a Email just then, would love in come in today ? Thanks

  4. mej July 26, 2017 at 12:34 - Reply

    Russ,

    Whats up! Can you help me get into a coffeeshop in Madrid?

    Salud!

  5. Manolo Snoop July 13, 2017 at 16:24 - Reply

    I am Spanish and I was luck to find Russ’s website when I was looking to join a club. Ended up joining “Los Secretos de Maria” and gee was it a good call! The place is really neat and it has great set up. I just wish it doesnt change much. It feels great to enjoy the “club experience” I feel so grateful for enjoying this experience in Madrid.

    • Russ Hudson July 13, 2017 at 16:47 - Reply

      Thanks, Manolo! Hope to see you around the club! Peace -Russ

  6. Samuel July 7, 2017 at 23:21 - Reply

    Hola Russ ,
    Si podrías ayudarme a obtener mi dosis medical durante mi estancia(corta) en Madrid.

    Sería posible que pueda aplicar para la membresía . Quedo atento a tus comentarios .

    Ciao.

  7. Erick Frances July 3, 2017 at 13:16 - Reply

    Just touched down in Madrid! Going this evening to the club to confirm. I cannot stress how easy Russ and his staff made this happen for me especially because I medicate on the daily for my ailments. I cant wait to sample the buds and extracts!!!
    Thanx again Russ and Staff for making it happen!

    P.S. Russ if you need some more staff Im available!

    Erick

  8. Darko June 29, 2017 at 10:08 - Reply

    Hello there i have just arrived in madrid and would love to join your club cheers!

  9. Zachary June 13, 2017 at 13:17 - Reply

    Hey Russ, just send you an email. I’ll be here for the next three weeks! Looking to relax and a nice place to smoke. Thank you.

    • Russ Hudson June 19, 2017 at 02:05 - Reply

      Hey Zach, did we connect via email? Sorry for my late reply to comments.

  10. Carola June 10, 2017 at 12:46 - Reply

    Hi Russ, I’ll be in Madrid for 3 weeks and me and my boyfriend are really interested in joining a club. What do I need to apply?

  11. Eva May 20, 2017 at 19:37 - Reply

    Hi, Russ! Where is this club located? Thank you 🙂

  12. Mike May 14, 2017 at 14:01 - Reply

    Hi, Russ. 14.05.2017 club is open?

  13. Kevin April 25, 2017 at 15:59 - Reply

    Hi Russ,
    I just send you an email, it is possible for today
    Thank you

  14. Marco Fuchs April 7, 2017 at 12:06 - Reply

    Hi Russ
    I wrote you an email for become a member. Arrive today and hope for an check in with you at any cannabis club

    Thanks

  15. Kiro Angelov April 6, 2017 at 12:38 - Reply

    Hola Russ i just wrote you an email. I hope for a quick respond. 🙂

  16. Guilherme March 30, 2017 at 03:06 - Reply

    Boa can i find this cannabis club, im going to madri and i need to know how far it from the AirPort

  17. Ezequiel March 16, 2017 at 18:43 - Reply

    Hey Russ
    I just sent an e mail to you. Let me know if you can help me.
    Thanks

  18. Ahmad January 15, 2017 at 11:53 - Reply

    Hey Guys,

    I am traveling to lisbon tomorrow and i head that its really hard to get the green one there so i am think of traveling to madrid by train and buy my stuff from there.
    How can i gwt a membership in one of these caffe for cannibas?

    Thanks

  19. Alvaro January 13, 2017 at 11:49 - Reply

    Hi Russ
    Just to thank you from here as well for all your help. LSDM is a great place, full of friendly people and spectacular offerings. I have sent you a meager donation, wish it was more.

    Gracias!

  20. Daniela November 17, 2016 at 09:44 - Reply

    hi.
    im going to stay in madrid for a few days next week.
    im looking for a nice club.. can you help me with this?
    thanks

  21. Sahar October 25, 2016 at 16:15 - Reply

    Hii i am at Madrid for few hours , looking for nice club to relax and smoke .. Thanks for helping

  22. ale October 25, 2016 at 12:25 - Reply

    Hi! I am going to madrid this saturday, staying there for 5 days. And I would love to be able to go to the club. Thanks!

  23. Amin October 19, 2016 at 18:08 - Reply

    Hi Russ,
    I am in Madrid and I don’t konw anybody here.
    How I can join the club and get a good stuff?
    Thank you.

  24. luis October 7, 2016 at 22:33 - Reply

    Hello Russ, Im currently in Madrid and its been so hard for me to find some weed.. I honestly dont trust the street sellers so I red your article and found it very interesting. The only thing Im concerned about is that I dont know anybody here so what would be the best way for me to get sponsorship?? Greetings

  25. Max October 3, 2016 at 18:56 - Reply

    Hey Russ, you beautiful soul. You were so kind to hook me up last year with a membership at Dr. Dou in Barcelona, which i truly enjoyed. (all though i thought the weed could have been a tad more on the stronger side :P) One question concerning Madrid, I’ll be traveling there beginning of November. Do you have any recommendations and hook ups for a membership? (How much is the fee to join?) Best wishes, hope to hear from you soon. Max 🙂

  26. Mark Murphy September 18, 2016 at 19:17 - Reply

    Hi Russ, just wondering how much is it to join the club, including your sponsorship. I’m going to Madrid in the middle of October, and I’m wondering how much will I spend with weed.
    Thanks!

    • Russ Hudson September 18, 2016 at 22:21 - Reply

      Hola Mark; LSDM has several different membership options but I don’t know off the top of my head what they are. I never charge anyone anything for sponsorship. Peace -Russ

  27. Gerda Beumer September 13, 2016 at 23:23 - Reply

    22 oktober 2016 ben ik in madrid. Graag zou ik samen met mij vriend langs komen. Hoe gaat dit in zijn werk?

  28. May hadson August 30, 2016 at 17:02 - Reply

    Hey, im coming to madrid on november, and i wouldlike to join the club.
    How can i do it?
    Thanks!

  29. Ahmed August 24, 2016 at 17:12 - Reply

    Hi Russ,

    I’m in Madrid for vacation with my girlfriend and we want to join a marijuana cafe
    You can contact via mail or on my phone 00201023701000m
    Ahmed

  30. Mathias Gauer August 9, 2016 at 19:16 - Reply

    Hola, je suis français je repars demain et je cherche des mauvaises herbes pour ce soir. Pourriez-vous m’aider? Gracias

  31. Hassan August 3, 2016 at 19:00 - Reply

    Folks,

    Make it easy and send an email to Russ and he will answer you back with all the necessary Information…. this guy is just awesome

  32. Wahab al ali July 30, 2016 at 16:55 - Reply

    Im in madrid and would like a membership . I already sent you an email awaiting a reply. Thank you so much.

  33. Martina July 29, 2016 at 10:33 - Reply

    Hola! I’m a girl from Italy and I’m 21. I will come in Madrid for an holiday with my boyfriend and some friends and I would really like to join a club. I would like to know if it’s possible to become a new member somewhere and if yes, please, tell me what should I do to apply! Muchas gracias 🙂

  34. Elie July 20, 2016 at 14:13 - Reply

    I need to join the best coffeeshop in madrid any plan?ASAAAAP

  35. Catalina July 18, 2016 at 10:19 - Reply

    Currently in Madrid
    Could I join your club pls
    Thank u

  36. Ruairi July 13, 2016 at 22:10 - Reply

    Great review russ, everything is as described. Price and quality make it a must for any serious smoker. Polite and helpful owners, comfortable surroundings and I even made a new acquaintance while I was there. I will remember Madrid fondly for the estadio bernabeu and LSDM alone.

    • Russ Hudson July 22, 2016 at 16:51 - Reply

      Thanks mate, we’re glad to have you as a member! Peace -Russ

  37. Candace Streib July 13, 2016 at 13:15 - Reply

    Hello
    I’m here in Madrid for a month and would like to join your club. I have a medical license in California and in Puerto Rico. I have lupus and cancer and am traveling with only edibles. Is it possible to join and visit the same day

  38. Luis June 28, 2016 at 03:16 - Reply

    Nice review Russ, please do more from Madrid Clubs. Thank you very much…

  39. Michael June 27, 2016 at 19:28 - Reply

    Hi,I’m in Madrid for a month am I able to come past and become a member ?

  40. Wiz June 26, 2016 at 12:09 - Reply

    Are they open on Sunday

  41. Sarah May 13, 2016 at 13:35 - Reply

    Hey i’m in town for two month im from Paris, and i would like to be member but i dont Know how ? And where ? RUSS hudson can you help me lol Thanks

  42. Russ April 8, 2016 at 09:40 - Reply

    Hi, I’m in town playing a show at La Riviera tonight, was interested in joining, is it possible for today?

  43. Johnny Tsunami March 31, 2016 at 21:04 - Reply

    Possible to join and pick up same day?

    • Russ Hudson April 1, 2016 at 00:40 - Reply

      Hi Johnny; got an email from you and responded there. Peace -Russ

  44. Rory silva March 25, 2016 at 11:45 - Reply

    Both smokes I got where very enjoyable my only question what are their hours on a Friday I like to go back today and get more